Laugh your Ass Off.

I never used to check my mails.. But yesterday i did and found an interesting stuff.

It was a True Essay written by a candidate [Mahesh Pandey] at UPSC [IAS] Examinations.
 He wrote an Essay on the Indian Cow.

Beware : Please read this at your own risk, you'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.

Here we go :)

INDIAN COW : 

He's the cow.The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, and because he is female, he gives milks. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from four taps attached to his basement. *lmfao*

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. And he is also useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because of his lazy species, and also his gober is much useful to farmers, plants and trees and is used to make flat cakes, in hands and drying sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth.He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, especially when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapond to be parralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forewards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft onto touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow....

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Lol, Imagine, IAS officers like Manish Pandey in India ! 

Show this to your english teacher and she will surely commit suicide.