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I got a mail from this friend of mine.
It was hilarious. And So i decided to make it as my new post on blogger.


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Rajesh Khanna breaks his silence, accuses James Cameron of his latest blockbuster Avatar being a copy of Kaka’s 1983 Bollywood masterpiece Avtaar.

He supported his argument with following proofs,

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He says, they even copied his paralyzed hand.

 

You want more proof ?

 

They even copied Shabana azmi.

 

Lmao :D

Questions he answered [ PART:2 ]

I was feeling lonely. Again.
I don't want to talk to anyone now.
I stay online and never reply and i also never pick my calls.

I know I am lame. can't help.

I want to be with someone. Who can help me out. "GOD" please..lets have a talk for some minutes.
I didn't get any answer. Neither he came down.

I was lying on my bed. Staring the ceiling.
Suddenly, I felt like crying. [ I NEVER CRY & ..I JUST FELT LIKE CRYING ]

Here he comes..

Myself - Finally, you got some time for me.

God - I am not like you. I am also busy. But i never ignore the one who need me.

Myself - you mean, I ignore the one who needs me ?

God - Maybe. You ignore your friends who need you. So, I tried ignoring you too. But I am not like you. I always help the needy.

Myself - I agree I do. But I don't feel like talking to anyone now. After that incident.

God - 'twas your mistake. I don't want to talk about it again. I have other works too. Can I leave ?

Myself - You're rude! I am feeling lonely. I have no one. And I want you to be with me.. and you want to leave.

God - you have hundreds. I have Billions. But, your hundreds are better than mine. My billion can ditch me anytime.. your hundreds will never do it.

Myself - You sound EMO! Rofl!

God - What do you want ?

Myself - I feel lonely. I want someone with whom i can spend my time.

God - your friends ? you can even study to spend time. Make your books..your best friends.

Myself - My friends. Yes! But, I don't feel like talking to them.. they're kind hearted ..But i don't feel like talking to anyone..Except her!!

God - Studies ?

Myself - Idk.

God - Why do you always run away from problems and ignore your studies ?

Myself - I am not strong :)

God - I know who is strong and who isn't.

Myself - You're here to make me feel better.. you're not here to argue with me or piss me off.

God - So, you don't need me.. Fine, Bye! I will come back if you want..but i am not always free. Stop ignoring your friends..I'll be always with you.

Myself - Bye !